| 1. | Side A | Introduction |
| 2. | | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage |
| 3. | | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines |
| 4. | | Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks |
| 5. | | Camisado |
| 6. | | Time to Dance |
| 7. | | Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off |
| 8. | | Intermission |
| 9. | Side B | But It`s Better If You Do |
| 10. | | I Write Sins Not Tragedies |
| 11. | | I Constantly Thank God for Esteban |
| 12. | | There`s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven`t Thought of It Yet |
| 13. | | Build God, Then We`ll Talk |